The Cat’s Purr

if i do not get some catnip soon, i will claw your face off. i do not want to claw your face off. that would get my nails dirty.

i am getting angry…

buy catnip now.

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enough of that. i need tuna and i need tuna now. my people continue to refuse my requests for this delicacy. even attempts to bribe them with dead insects are not working.

it is up to you to purchase the tuna i require.

i require tuna in a pouch. this way i can open it without having to get my people to use the can opener.

when i found out that my peeple let the dog have a blog, i had to get a blog too. i can spell better and i can type better than the dog can, even if i do not have thumbs.

plus, everyone knows that cats are superior to all animals.

so i took my peeople’s credit card and bought a domain name. then i hacked into my peeople’s web host and added my domain name. people are too stupid to notice these things.