The Cat’s Purr

With that foul creature, the canine. She has agreed to signal the humans to escort her to a place she calls “the park”, thereby giving we cats ample time to access the computer. However, being the selfish and egotistical creature she is, she says she will only do so if we act as her amanuensis by transcribing her words and recording them here. She claims she wants “her voice heard”. Foolish mutt, the entire neighborhood hears “her voice” every time the mail is delivered, but if that’s the only way to lure the humans out of the home, then so be it.