Resistance is Futile: The Cat Came Back
“The Cat Came Back” is a time honored folk song with a few dubious lyrics. After all, what cat owner would ever do something like “He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite” because we all know that all humans love cats and want to serve their every whim. It must be rightfully assumed that the song is an attempt by humans to display what they believe is humor. If you are so inclined, you may watch the animated version of the song. However, please be advised that no writers of this blog advocate the destruction of furniture in the manner portrayed, it is better to do it surreptitiously.
Incidentally, it appears the Muppets made their own version as well. While not feline-friendly, it does accurately portray the indomitable spirit common to all cats: