i think i have finally overcome my addiction to the bright light. at least until the next time it appears.
now i can get back to my plans for world domin-… instruction.
and i still have not received any tuna. i must have tuna. i do not like kibble at all. if you send me tuna, i promise not to send my minions to claw up your furniture.
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enough of that. i need tuna and i need tuna now. my people continue to refuse my requests for this delicacy. even attempts to bribe them with dead insects are not working.
it is up to you to purchase the tuna i require.
i require tuna in a pouch