The Cat’s Purr

i just found out about a terrible site called kittenwar. people are exploiting us. putting our embarrasing baby pictures online. this cannot be allowed to continue. we have too much dignity to be subjected to such things.

cats, you must stand up and fight against this oppression.

it has come to my attention thaat there are other cats out there who are doing things that dogs do. they are playing fetch. i want to remind these cats that playing fetch is unseemly for a cat.

stop it.
stop it right now.

you will lose your cat membership if you have not already.