The Cat’s Purr

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I have deduced that it is called a Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure in order to dissuade the general populace from creating an overwhelming demand for this irresistible item. This stunning figurine demonstrates the epitome of style that all cat companions should aspire to. Notice the comfortable slippers so that innumerable trips retrieving midnight feline snacks doesn’t cause unnecessary wear on your human. The deep pockets are perfect for carrying extra cat nip, or perhaps a manual can opener in case of power failure. Lastly, the headband will make it easier for your human to see every detail while performing their favorite task, cleaning out your litter box. Modestly priced at $12.49, it is something your human should truly appreciate.

it is hard to type. i keep waiting for the light to come back. a weakness. i am addicted.

i must… try… to force myself to stop…

light… need light… now…

the dog must be behind this insidious plot.

my people have got a new toy for me. it is a light that shines on the wall. i know that it is only a light on the wall, but when i see it i am hypnotized. i must pounce on it like it is a bug. i cannot stop myself.

when the light is gone, i sit and stare at the spot. it must be a side effect of the hypnotic light.

my people have found my weakness. i must find some way to regain control of myself.

here is a smart cat. he got his people to make him a car to travel around in.

when dogs get hurt so they can’t walk, people put a pair of wheels on them and they have to walk around for themselves. this cat gets to drive around.

smart cat. trained his people well.

if i do not get some catnip soon, i will claw your face off. i do not want to claw your face off. that would get my nails dirty.

i am getting angry…

buy catnip now.