http://www.thecatspurr.info I am a cat. You will obey me. Thu, 29 May 2008 20:17:33 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en If you live in Minnesota in the metro Minneapolis - St Paul Twin Cities area, tell your human to become a Mission Meow foster parent  to help out unfortunate felines. All they have to do is take in an adult cat as a house guest for the summer, then return ... http://www.thecatspurr.info/2008/05/29/foster-a-cat-in-minneapolis-be-part-of-mission-meow.php "The Cat Came Back" is a time honored folk song with a few dubious lyrics. After all, what cat owner  would ever do something like "He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite" because we all know that all humans love cats and want to serve their every whim. ... http://www.thecatspurr.info/2008/05/29/resistance-is-futile-the-cat-came-back.php If your humans have been particularly obedient, you may want to consider allowing them to purchase Frederick The Literate Cat Collectibles by Charles Wysocki. The first item for your consideration is a delightful Cat Collectible Porcelain Music Box . The topper features a hand-painted sculptural bookcase full of feline ... http://www.thecatspurr.info/2008/05/28/charles-wysocki-frederick-the-literate-cat-collectibles-reward-your-human.php   I have deduced that it is called a Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure in order to dissuade the general populace from creating an overwhelming demand for this irresistible item. This stunning figurine demonstrates the epitome of style that all cat companions should aspire to. Notice the comfortable slippers ... http://www.thecatspurr.info/2008/05/28/cat-lady-action-figure-a-must-have-for-your-human.php With that foul creature, the canine. She has agreed to signal the humans to escort her to a place she calls "the park", thereby giving we cats ample time to access the computer. However, being the selfish and egotistical creature she is, she says she will only do so if ... http://www.thecatspurr.info/2008/05/28/we-have-formed-an-uneasy-alliance.php it has been awhile since i last posted anything. the people discovered me using their computer and were not pleased. the computer was locked away. since i have no thumbs i could not open the door to get to it. but the humans have grown careless. there are four of us ... http://www.thecatspurr.info/2008/02/27/i-am-back.php forget about the light that i have been chasing. a snake has invaded my domain. i must kill it. i have caught it several times, but it keeps coming back to life. it disguises itself by tasting like the strange furs that my people decide to wear [they have to wear ... http://www.thecatspurr.info/2007/04/05/a-snake-a-snake.php my people took the dog away i thought it would be forever. but then the dog came back later that day and i was disappointed. oh well maybe some other time. i will have to go back to my plans and see if there is something else i can get ... http://www.thecatspurr.info/2007/03/28/the-dog-and-my-people.php i think i have finally overcome my addiction to the bright light. at least until the next time it appears. now i can get back to my plans for world domin-... instruction. and i still have not received any tuna. i must have tuna. i do not like kibble at ... http://www.thecatspurr.info/2007/03/26/ive-kicked-the-habit-mostly.php it is hard to type. i keep waiting for the light to come back. a weakness. i am addicted. i must... try... to force myself to stop... light... need light... now... the dog must be behind this insidious plot. http://www.thecatspurr.info/2007/03/23/i-need-the-light-now.php